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Unseensimpleman
06-18-2008, 03:29 PM
DirecTV Installer Arrives, Poops, And Leaves, But Doesn't Install DirecTV


........So here is where things go horribly wrong. He asks to use the bathroom. I hesitated, because I am very protective of my cleanly home - but thought I had to be gracious. After being in there for twenty minutes - he emerged with the most horrible stench of poo escaping throughout my home. In an attempt to disguise my disgust I started explaining all the locations of the televisions. He asked if I got an okay from my association (because I live in a townhome) and I explained that the association rules approves Comcast and DirecTV for cable. He then tells me that he had to leave because he didn't have a ladder and wasn't going to be able to install anything today. WHAT? A satellite installer doesn't have a ladder?......

Full story:
http://consumerist.com/tag/directv/?i=5017374&t=directv-installer-arrives-poops-and-leaves-but-doesnt-install-directv

lucy
06-18-2008, 03:46 PM
What a great tool. However it seems to be folks like us to take the black eye here when DTV can frequently make the job more difficult than it should be. However it does sound like these customers were being installed after solicitation by a boiler room. Noone ordered the right equipment?????

Skiid
06-18-2008, 08:02 PM
I always like to make comments like, "Hey! That your daughter over there?! Wow! Mind if I use your bathroom?"

Blake
06-18-2008, 08:22 PM
"How much for the little girl?"- Jake Blues

trey
06-18-2008, 08:43 PM
LMFAO....... did you guys catch this one in the comment section. LOL......



@Rock79: As a red-blooded American male who has a magazine collection in the bathroom, 20 minutes is not totally unheard of

Gary
06-18-2008, 09:17 PM
LOL

lucy
06-19-2008, 04:56 PM
They don't call it the "reading room" for nothing

vegassatellite
06-19-2008, 05:50 PM
Sorry guys, my bad. Won't happen again.

Unseensimpleman
06-19-2008, 07:10 PM
The 60/15 check is in the Mail......

satman101
06-19-2008, 08:03 PM
The 60/15 check is in the Mail......

he got a raise from 50/10????

vegassatellite
06-19-2008, 09:25 PM
You guys are getting paid for this stuff?

Unseensimpleman
06-19-2008, 10:36 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMvyHPr2py0

NO Damn BODY!

;)